By Desiree Perez

By Desiree Perez

An elementary school principle in Toronto, Maria Pantalone, threw feces at a 12-year-old boy.

Not only were all charges dropped by a judge, but now the 49-year-old principal might be getting her job back! That’s proof that it pays to be the deputy mayor’s sister.

“I couldn’t take it anymore,” Pantalone said, “It was total, total frustration.” Talk about a mental break down.

The judge determined that she had “already suffered enough.” Obviously, he didn’t take in to account what it feels like to have excrement flung at you. It’s not like she missed either. The boy was hit on the shoulder with a flying heap of crap.

Poor kid; he wasn’t even one of her students.

The circumstances of the assault are being kept secret in compliance to court orders-supposedly to protect the minor. But I’d really like to know how Pantalone planned this one out.

It’s like a snowball fight gone awry. What’s worse is that they never say where the feces came from. I just hope she has a dog.

In all seriousness, though, who throws poop? This woman belongs in the spider monkey cage at the local zoo. Then again, she is an elementary school principle.