It sounds like the plot of a science fiction movie, but it’s not. Researchers are actually trying to find a way to erase people’s memories. As if erasing human memory wasn’t Hollywood enough, it turns out the Army is one of the major supporters of this project.

Disney is launching a brand new princess! Disney Princesses is Disney’s fastest-growing brand. Since 1999, Disney created different merchandise with princesses Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Jasmine, Belle, Pocahontas, Mulan and Little Mermaid as the theme.

And the new chancellor is: no one, at least not permanently. On March 19, the Board of Trustees decided to throw out all three chancellor candidates and conduct a new search. This decision doesn’t exactly come as a surprise. The Board was under significant pressure from faculty and others to extend the search.

First, people said that this generation is one of the laziest. Now we are the biggest jerks of all generations. We certainly are! I can name you a dozen jerks from off the top of my head-not really. We aren’t jerks, are we? A recent study done by psychologists says this generation has become more self-centered than any other generation.

If the government has its way, you may be studying by candlelight. The smog control agency South Coast Air Quality Management District tries to look out for the environment’s interests and has tried to restrict public utility managers from creating new power plants.

Atlanta-based rock quintet Sevendust have solidified its status as one of hard rock’s most underrated acts with its latest release, “Alpha.” Released in early March, “Alpha” embodies a sonic attack that, even to the casual listener, proves to be just as toxic as the insecticide the band is named after.

A sold out show at The Glasshouse is practically unheard of, but it makes sense that it would be for an Against Me! show. The show was held at The Glasshouse in Pomona on March 20. Against Me! has been growing in popularity over the past few years with a stint on last years Vans Warped Tour as well as their last release, a live album titled “Americans Abroad!!! Against Me!!! Live in London!!!,” gaining the attention of a new fan base, the hipsters.